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1. Sprinting, drinking milk, getting quality sleep, heel smashing, height boosters, etc etc, all are COPE. I have discovered a foolproof method of height-frauding and/or height increase in simple routine changes.
2. We will need specific tools to initiate this procedure in being successful, which are: Slippers, Realistic Feet, 2 narrow and long wooden planks, 2 Stepping Stools, 2 Rectangular Shaped Smooth Wood (Foot-sized), Long ass coat; alternatively an oversized long sleeve, and baggy pants, an Engineering Bachelor’s Degree, Associate of Applied Science, National Center for Construction Education and Research Certification, Screw, Screwdriver, a pair of Realsitic Hands, 2 45’ pound plates, 15-20 foot Rope, Straps, and Shoulder-pads.
3. But MeraMera on the wall, why do we need such all? I’ll tell you why, because all of these amazing supplies are precisely calculated for success. Take a 5’6, 145 pound, male as our lovely example. He uses his degrees and certifications to weld and craft the masterpiece of below:

with this completed, we have gained up to 10-15 inches of height, but now we need to stabilize our center of gravity. Placing optimally both 45 pound weights; one in front, one in back, located at the waist. With your clone, wrap the 15-20 foot Rope around your waist then start dressing, optimally you want a long ass coat, but if not available you may need a long sleeve (important) and baggy pants. Now for the next step we need to equalize the frame and dimensions of the body, by initially adding your shoulderpads, then using that amazing brain of yours, you use your craftsmanship and carpentry to build a fake arm with your realistic hand screwed in. (Hopefully you have some extra rope available) to strap on the fake arm to your forearm, stabilizing the leg to arm span. Then, with the realistic feet and planks, you craft a masterpiece which involves your wooden planks welded to your stool, which can act as the roof for wrapping around your fake feet.

[Success] We can only encase in such gigantism with pure awe, our testing subject has now grown to a behemoth. Please, share this with your dog, brothers, and your local homeless men.

PROOF:https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZP8p3jY2A/