Masai jumps arnt cope
IQPILL | Feb 11 2026 | 3 | 2 | 9

The friction caused by the gravity of the velocity causes ur body to release an hormone called “masai hormone” and then remodels ur legs in order to be longer and fit into the beauty standard because of the velocity of friction. If we go back to Italian folk lore you actually see a dramatic shift in the masai tribe jumps because the Italians were at war with the Greeks, this caused their average height to drop by 2 feet because the Italians were 7’3 on avg and that’s why they beat the germanics, masai jumps have ascended me, start before it’s too late

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masai hormone where can i buy that shit