Best normie pregame for clubbing (no Pharma)
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mirin 11 | 15 |
Mar 10 2026 |
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fellow ltns, 2 days ago i had the best pregame ever

and i decided to share it with yall for the next reasons:

-medium to low budget required

-lowers ur inhibition to death

-not that bad of a hangover

-energy till 6am (started drinking at 9pm)


and the most important one:

-i cracked and my penis surprisingly worked


FULL STACK:


1- TROPICAL GIN

Ingredients: Bombay Saphire gin and Red Bull

in order to do this drink i decided to use a 40-60 composition plus 3 pieces of ice

this means it was made of 40% gin and 60% redbull. i choosed bombay saphire as the gin cuz the bottle was cool af and my homie said its delicious. u can use any coloured redbull (i used the red one)

proportions can change +-10 points depending on ur mood

u can also add some fruits if ur a faggot like me and u post insta stories for the truck tier Beckys

Theres people that do it with fruits juice instead of redbull but im too much of a lazy nigga to do that

i drank 2 of those.


2- FIREBALL

Ingredients: Fireball Cinnamon whiskey and coke.


in order to do this drink i decided to use a 25-75 composition

this means it was made of 25% whiskey and 75% coke cola

why did i choose fireball whiskey? low price + fire name


TOTAL:

-2 TROPICAL GINS

-2 FIREBALLS


U can basically have a goated pregame for 8 people with less than 50usd or 6.25$ each

i can share the jewish foid slay story if yall ask for it (ill drop it anyways)

mirin

Mar 10 2026
rocky
mirin

nigga dropped a mirin before i even posted it

Mar 10 2026

Did you get that iron dome?

Mar 10 2026
lookist
Did you get that iron dome?

what does this means i’m esl

Mar 10 2026
normie
lookistDid you get that iron dome?what does this means i’m esl

Iron dome is an air defence used in Israel to defend against missiles. "Dome" may refer to fellatio otherwise known as an act of oral sex. The implication here is that as OP slayed a "Jewish foid", asking if he got "that iron dome" means what is really being asked is whether the poster received fellatio as the Iron Dome relates to Jewish people in a comedic effect when used here.


Have a good day sir.

Mar 10 2026
lookist
normielookistDid you get that iron dome?what does this means i’m eslIron dome is an air defence used...

this is the best explanation ever. mirin the dedication.

and yes, i did get the iron dome but it was not good at all. straight up teeth.

Mar 10 2026
ssguts
lookistnormielookistDid you get that iron dome?what does this means i’m eslIron dome is an air defen...

brutal

Mar 10 2026

pregab theory

Mar 10 2026
ricecel
pregab theory

never tried pharma, it’s super hard to source to my country + its far away from everything.

alcohol mogs anyways

Mar 10 2026

First person on darktriad to get a confirmed slay

Mar 11 2026
bonesdavidson
First person on darktriad to get a confirmed slay

JFL

Mar 11 2026

Did ur dick start glowing like a glowstick?

Mar 14 2026
merazmussz
Did ur dick start glowing like a glowstick?

kinda

Mar 14 2026