THE "HOODIE" EFFECT | HAIR FRAUD SO YOU CAN FINALLY CRACK THE MTB
imfamousurnothin
CHAD 6585
LOOKSMAXXING | Jan 12 2026 | 11 | 11 | 30

For a second, think of your subhuman face as a 3D object. When dark hair wraps closely around the face like a hoodie it absorbs light and creates a high-contrast border.

There is a reason this guy started to get glazed once he got the "hoodie" hair.



NO MORE LTBS GLAZING AND SENDING YOU NUDE PICS

If you are not a retard you know his bones weren't that special, longer hair helped it be more defined and draw out attention from his fucking skin ears hairline rotten teeth etc.

WHY DOES THIS EVEN WORK

since you are on darktriad.cc, il will assumate you are not an iqlet fucking boring iqcel so I think a little geometry should not be a problem for you.


In physics and geometry, the way we judge the size of an object is relative to what is next to it. By covering the outer edges of the forehead and the cheeks, you are literally reducing the visible surface area of the face.

BRUTAL ^


When you have a "hoodie" of hair, you are essentially creating a frame.

in optics, a frame the normie eye to converge on a central point. Without hair framing the face, normies around you are detecting the brutal bigonial, the ears, the hairline, the flat zygos etc. With hair framing your face we have a contour which is going to ascend you atleast 1 psl point.


We even got fucking frauds on tiktok perma spamming hoodie.

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IDEAL LENGTH/TEXTURE/COLOR

a good candidate for for perfect hair length and volume


IT CAN BE TOO LONG

do not fucking fall for the long hair meme, anything longer than the image above is gonna make your autistic ass even more ND which is not what we fucking aim for right? right...

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good thread

ong good thread

I give it a 8/10 factual and semi-well thought, though I would say you should make a tutorial for the apetards who want to fraud and don't know how

I give it a 8/10 factual and semi-well thought, though I would say you should make a tutorial for th...

yeah ill add a second part

great thread

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Hair fraud is one of the best frauds, it hides ur bigass forehead, ears, and ascends you by 1-2 points

merazmussz
Hair fraud is one of the best frauds, it hides ur bigass forehead, ears, and ascends you by 1-2 poin...


less face exposure less chance of revealing the face

imfamousurnothin
merazmusszHair fraud is one of the best frauds, it hides ur bigass forehead, ears, and ascends you b...


could be a game changer if ur mtn

How do it so it isn't in the way always and stays in place gets autistic looking fast

diddymogs
How do it so it isn't in the way always and stays in place gets autistic looking fast

Fix the hair quality and the biggest shitter for you hair follicels is dht so you have to block it now asap, it will give you thicker fuller hair which wont look autistic and retarded