FORGOT TO PAY - ULTIMATE GUIDE FOR SHOPLIFTING
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mirin 15 | 20 |
Mar 15 2026 |
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lets start with the usual, i deeply deeply condemn theft, shoplifting, stealing cause its sin and jesus and god and heaven and punishment etc.

All store chains include in the price of their product what will be spoiled, stolen what wont be bought what a very smart worker named mohammad might drop and brake, what a 40 % body fat cashier jamal will slide through the scanner accidentally, what someone will buy and return...


ALL OF THIS IS INCLUDED IN THE PRICE OF THE PRODUCT. EVERY TIME YOU BUY SOMETHING YOU BASICALLY PAY FOR SOMEONE ELSE TO BREAK IT STEAL IT RETURN IT ETC...YOU BASICALLY PAY FOR SOMEONE ELSE EVERYTIME YOU PAY FOR YOUR PRODUCT. OF COURSE THIS IS IMMORAL. PAYING FOR SOMEONE ELSE IS NOT GOOD RIGHT...


All of this market chains get rich and scam you purely because of your natural desire to consume, and you dont want to just consume you want to consume something sweet. You have all the moral right to get something nice for you. Even tho you have the moral right, we need to look into what cuckovernment thinks about all of this.


MONETARY THRESHOLD

Shoplifting is generally split into Administrative and Criminal offenses, below certain threshold, it is gonna be considered as a petty theft and the most you can get if you get caught is just administrative arrest which is not a criminal record. Below i am gonna provide the threshold of the items you can steal for without getting criminal record even if you get caught.

USA - HIGH THRESHOLD STATES(california, texas) 950$

LOW THRESHOLD STATES(new jersey) 200$

UK - £200

MOST EUROPE - €50

IN SOME EUROPEAN COUNTRIES ITS HIGHER

SPAIN - €400

If you are americancel you are giga lucky, you can basically forget to pay for products and if the combined price is not above 950$ and never get charged how ? well there is an inner policy between the market and the customer, if you stole an item below the monetary threshold then you just "forgot to pay for it". No one is gonna press even administrative charges cause its pain in the ass for the store. If the cuck security noticed that you put something in your pockets, they are just gonna approach you and ask "is there something you forgot to pay", you reply to this with "nothing that i can think of, no".

Then they are gonna invite you to the security room, they are gonna offer you to empty your pockets, the right answer for this is to hold up your arms and offer him to search you because there is a chance that the cuck securitycel wont find anything if you were smart about the hiding technique.

If he finds it the worst you can do is try to escape or deny or do other bullshit like this, all you have to do is look straight into that cucks face and tell him that you just forgot about it. You need to laugh at that cuck cause you did nothing wrong. This is gonna be hard at first if you are a highinhibcel however you always should remember that you have the moral right to FORGET TO PAY. They make millions of you overpaying for items there is nothing wrong with forgetting to pay.


After the cuck found the stol...forgotten shit you had, he will offer you to pay for it. Again the worst you can do is to hit him or try to escape or run etc, once you do it the monetary threshold cancels and you are gonna be charged with ROBBERY instead of just forgot to pay. You should always have with you the amount of money you plan to ste...forget to pay. THIS HAPPENS VERY RARELY IF YOU ARE NOT AN IQCEL.


HOW TO ACT

one time i was standing waiting in line for my turn, i forgot to pay for couple cool shit socks, condoms, candies redbull etc. Infront of me there were these 2 fucks with hoodies and hats and all in black tweaking looking around. Its fucking obvious you faggots took something and its obvious not only to me. Obviously they failed with their retarded strategy and got caught, dont hide yourself because you are not doing anything wrong. You have the right to forget to pay. No looking around, no looking for cameras, no looking for security. This is all that will get the attention towards you, you paid to this faggots for years they made all their money on you and your family, you own that item and should pick it up and put it in your pocket with absolute sense of dignity and ownership.

You should start from very minor products, batteries, deodorants, shampoos, socks, condoms even fucking shoe lifts if they have any. You calmly walk towards the item, you just pick it up and you drop it in your pocket. Obviously you should be wearing something on the baggier side, cargo pants with multiple big pockets are ideal. No looking around, no swinging tweaking etc. Other customers dont give a single fuck what are you doing there.

PHONE METHOD

here is a little demonstration on a recent item that i forgot to pay for, its a sunscreen a very important product for a looksmaxxer.

this is the best tactic so far, instead of just dropping it in oyur pocket right away, you can inspect it look at it make sure no security labels are there and just casually drop it in your pocket with the phone while being giga low inhib calm and collected. You are taking a product you own so whats the point of being worried.

CAMERAS

this is the biggest cuckery, no one can fucking see what the fuck are you doing there. First of all someone has to watch from those cameras, who is gonna do it ? Imagine you are a bald 40 yo fat loser who gets paid 300$ for sitting in your security cuck chair, are you really gonna give a fuck what the fuck is going and sit and stare at the cctv for hours ? That cuck is jerking off to interracial porn while his ltb is getting cracked by her boss.

SECURITY LABELS

most food items dont have the security labels on them, you can pick these up and put them in your pocket without worrying however most products have the security bell labels and the sound alarm will play if you leave the store without paying. When you are picking a product there is nothing wrong with looking and observing it even for minutes, again you should do all of this with your sense of dignity, thats your product it belongs to you.

If you dont see anything that looks like a security label, you pull up your phone and you put it over the product you are gonna forget to pay for. Pretend that you are calculating something and when you finish you put the phone and the product in your pocket simultaneously, even if the cuckurity is watching nothing is gonna be visible. Also its very important to do it in different stands, so for example if you stole a chochlate and you think there is a security label on it, dont put it in your pocket right away.

Just walk around till you find water section, no one is fucking watching to the water section through cameras cause no one fucking ste...forgets to pay fucking water. You observe the item, you rip off the security tag and you put the item in your pocket using the PHONE METHOD we discussed above.


BEST PRODUCTS TO FORGET TO PAY AS A LOOKSMAXXER

as a looksmaxxer your target should be makeup products, women forget to pay for this all the time for decades now why shouldnt we. As a looksmaxxer we mainly need eyeliner, mascara, concealer some skin care products(vaseline and sunscreen are the easiest to forget). Here is my little hall for the last month.

bunch of mascara bunch of eyeliners cokes and other cool stuff i forgot to pay that dnr to attach it boys. You get the point tho thats all that matters. In russia the maximum threshold is 1k rubels which is around 20 $ therefore i have to be very careful with not going over 1k rubels otherwise like discussed its not forget to pay anymore its a whole criminal charge.


Just remember that it will take some time and practice to overcome the anxiety and build the confidence, never lose the mindset of you owning those products realise how much they are cucking you everytime you buy something and build that anger in you. It is not acceptable for you to pay so much more for a drink just cause abdul might spoil the item. Good luck boys.

yesss now I can get my Panadol and condoms

Mar 15 2026

Mirin the effort but wouldn’t be enough to get away since the new system with ai and can easily be tracked even when caught. I’ve got better methods might not gatekeep.

Mar 15 2026
jook
Mirin the effort but wouldn’t be enough to get away since the new system with ai and can easily be t...

track what ? that you put your phone in your pocket 10 feets away from the item you picked up ? if you are smart enough about it nothing can stop you. Again someone has to look through those ai systems they dont work on their own and who do you think is gonna spend 8 hours staring at a monitor in case a fucking 14 yo kid steals mascara.

Mar 15 2026

shoplifting is some poverty level shit

Mar 15 2026
jewzionistbank
shoplifting is some poverty level shit

"maaammmm...can i please get 3 euros for my...my makeup mam"

Mar 15 2026
imfamousurnothin
jewzionistbankshoplifting is some poverty level shit"maaammmm...can i please get 3 euros for my...my...

haters are gonna hate

Mar 17 2026

I would not do this because I'm not a brokie but if you get silver-lined pockets then products won't trigger security

Mar 15 2026
lookist
I would not do this because I'm not a brokie but if you get silver-lined pockets then products won't...

yes pay for my food while i get it for free, there is 0 flex when there is something that people get for free but you have to pay for that

Mar 16 2026

But like when they catch you forgetting an item they write your name down no? So if you forget again you might be in big trouble?

Mar 16 2026
diddymogs
But like when they catch you forgetting an item they write your name down no? So if you forget again...

nope, if you get caught just be smarter next time and no matter how many times you get caught if the price is not above the threshold there is nothing they can do. No one can prove taht your intent was to steal it you can forget 3 billion times its their problem to reduce their threshold

Mar 16 2026
imfamousurnothin
diddymogsBut like when they catch you forgetting an item they write your name down no? So if you for...

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Mar 16 2026

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Mar 16 2026

Gor you might want to read your own moneymaxxing thread

Mar 16 2026

High IQ classic if you’re wise you know that stealing from large corps is based as fuck and morally correct

Mar 16 2026
rkyy
High IQ classic if you’re wise you know that stealing from large corps is based as fuck and morally ...

Mar 18 2026

Stopped reading when he discreetly larped sex with that condom allusion.

Mar 18 2026
jimmymogs
Stopped reading when he discreetly larped sex with that condom allusion.

it was for my wife and his boyfriend

Mar 18 2026

Mirin this forum is like org in 2023 and 24

Mar 18 2026

Until they see what you did once and put up a poster of your face in the shop window

Mar 24 2026
tismo
Until they see what you did once and put up a poster of your face in the shop window

whole post about doing everything right so they wont see shit and even if they do how to handle it.

Mar 24 2026