THREAD SONG

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eWFbxNY139o

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I remember knowing someone in mid 2024 in the PSL sphere. He was unironically Chadlite. NT as FUCK. He was a TikTokCel at the time.

Me and many others all unanimously agreed, this guy is Chadlite, no question. But we couldn't figure out WHY he wasn't Chad, we used to morph him, give him better misc, change his hair, morph surgeries onto him, nothing worked. The only thing that would work is morphing Chad faces onto him but that's just cheating.

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Until, one of us edited him with blue eyes, for reference he was white passing hispanic [no, it wasn't Tigermogger lol, yes, he was actually white passing] and just like that, he became arguably Chad.

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There is a reason why the overwhelming majority of Fictional characters DON'T have brown eyes.

As sad as it is, it's just unironically HARDER to empathize with people of darker eye colour. Having coloured eyes makes you appear more sentient. 

The same way it's easier for monkeys to empathize with other monkeys who have the HIGHLY rare white sclera gene.

Not only do you become more attractive with blue eyes, and become more easy to empathize with.. You are perceived to be more intelligent. This is because people with blue eyes are smarter than their brown eyed counterparts of the same population, on average.

"Light-eyed individuals and even light-eyed animals perform better at behaviors requiring delay, self-pacing, or non-reactors, while dark-eyed individuals and animals perform better at behaviors requiring speed, sensitivity or reactivity, according to a paper authored by University of Louisville."

Basic attractiveness also has the same effect.

1 looks like he's a straight-A student.

2 looks like he's destined to become a sports-team worshipping construction worker.

I AM NOT SAYING BLUE EYED PEOPLE ARE BETTER THAN BROWN EYED PEOPLE.

But they are certainly more attractive.

A picture of me wearing blue eyed contacts.

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Which should you use?

WHITE

Blue

WHITE w/ brown hair

Green

Paler MENA

Blue

Green

Darker MENA

Green

Hazel

BLACK 

Hazel

South ASIAN

Green

East ASIAN

East Asians look best with dark brown, unironically.

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imagine if right had left's eyes, he'd unironically mog him.

His brown eyes make him look less sentient

If instead of treating this as life fuel, and instead you feel offended 

You really should not be on this forum.