for legal disclaimers i have to say this: you must have a driving liceinses on you (if you get stopped if you dont get stopped fuck it)

to become a truck driver you need a variety of skills and habbit, truck driving isnt about the job but avout the fun and destination, the immaturity and happiness you get on the road.

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first step of becoming a truck career driver!

You must having a lizard gathering hobby, including the patience on the road, runing over people is fun and allowed sometimes, just dont over do it, we need a company to work for first, i advice UPS inc since its super populare, apply there.

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step 1.5 after getting accepted

just to be fast with it, if you dont get accepted SPAM every other truck driving companies, anyways first day on the job, go meet other truck drivers make sure to leave friendly first impressions

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step two first time in the road

during your first road trip make sure to honk and runover at last two to three people, abuse the radio to communicate with others, try to go as fast as possible during turs to make bystanders entertained, youre in a truck u wont die from runing over a 155lbs 5'2 karen.

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gathering lizards

for the hobby side you would need to gather lizards, lot lizards as they call them, drive at midnight during weekends near club roads and pubs, find a couple of chicks honk and vroom vroom at them, ofc since they are kinky foids they will agree and jump in, ANDU GET THE BEST ROAD HEAD EVER, during post nut clarity kick them on the midest of the road, since you dont wanna pay them u jst throw them out; afterhaving fun with lot lizards you get to drop them off at the most deserted place ever, abandoded cities.

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step three consistensy

you must be slick with it, lot lizards arent a all night thing you get them when ure aroused, run people over when there are no cameras, have fun and dont forget to target single moms and rich dads.

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this was my guide on truck driving sorry for low effort i havent preformed well, forgive me dark triad masters